Re: Have I missed much?

fatbob2003@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
  said

> as both a talented sculptor and a sausage lover i took the risky
> decision to sculpt the arc de triumph as a post modernist symbol of
> the triumph of the british way of life over our european cousins. i
> was initially planning a sculpture of a recognisable german landmark,
> as the germans are of course my number one arch-sausage enemies with
> their constant forcing of their inferior sausages down our proud
> british throats. but of course we have the problem that there is no
> architcture of any note in germany, hence my fallback plan of the arc
> de triumph.
>

I have no idea why the Arc du Triomphe is a post modernist symbol of the 
triumph of british life but other than that....ok...


> incidentally i am planning a lecture tour of europe in the spring of
> next year, the main thrust of this will be of course the british
> sausage. i aim to champion the humble british sausage and shock those
> complacent continentals from their salami encrusted ivory towers.
> hopefully i will be securing sponsor****p deals from kwik save and
> richmond's sausages in order to provide funding for this deal. anyone
> wi****ng to donate money (please note i cannot accept cheques less than
> £5000) let me know.
>

damn.  I only have £4999.99


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kat
     >^..^<