Re: Have I missed much?

as both a talented sculptor and a sausage lover i took the risky
decision to sculpt the arc de triumph as a post modernist symbol of the
triumph of the british way of life over our european cousins. i was
initially planning a sculpture of a recognisable german landmark, as
the germans are of course my number one arch-sausage enemies with their
constant forcing of their inferior sausages down our proud british
throats. but of course we have the problem that there is no architcture
of any note in germany, hence my fallback plan of the arc de triumph.

incidentally i am planning a lecture tour of europe in the spring of
next year, the main thrust of this will be of course the british
sausage. i aim to champion the humble british sausage and shock those
complacent continentals from their salami encrusted ivory towers.
hopefully i will be securing sponsor****p deals from kwik save and
richmond's sausages in order to provide funding for this deal. anyone
wi****ng to donate money (please note i cannot accept cheques less than
=A35000) let me know.

Bob