On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:57:28 +0100, Big Don <bigdon@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
>A family is sat at the dinner table. Little Vito asks his father,
>Dad. How many kinds of boobs are there?
>The father suprised answers, well son there are three kinds
>In her twenties a womans breasts are like melons round and firm
>In her 30s and 40s they are like pears still nice but hanging a bit
>after that they are like onions."Onions?"yes
>you see them and they make you cry
>
>This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said
>How many kinds of willies are there.
>The mother Smiles and answers, a man goes through three phases
>In his twenties his willy is like an oak tree mighty and hard
>In his 30s and 40s it is like a birch flexible but reliable
>After his 50s its like a christmas tree "Christmas tree?"Yes
>Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration
The cheeky cow, I hope he grounded her :-)
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