We have a local Chinese restaurant that does carry-out. I called
yesterday to place an order, I asked for Fried rice and the guy says
"no rice, eggroll" I responded that I didn't want an eggroll, but how
about Chow Mein instead. The guy replies "no Chow Mein, eggroll" I was
thinking this guy is an idiot when he says "special today..buy one
eggroll, get free eggroll, sweet-sour sauce. I was starving at this
point so I reluctantly agreed to the order. It took them 2 hours to get
to my house. When he finally showed up I was surprised when he says
"cover eyes, get eggroll" I did, and I felt him turn me around and
I felt my pants slide down as I was bent over the couch. When I turned,
to my utter surprise I saw this little Chinese man ****ing my ass
laughing
uncontrollably. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied
"you get free eggroll and sauce too" Is this normal procedure for
Chinese carry out? Any suggestions for better service
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