On Jun 9, 12:05=A0am, Boaz <boaz...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Jun 8, 9:11=A0pm, dumb_n00b <dnf...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > On Jun 8, 10:23 pm, Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > > On Jun 7, 8:55 am, indiana_bi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > > >http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/404/cakesitting2kl3.jpg
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> > > > I wish every female in this NG, who feels the urge for a
> > > > deadly wet fart, the kind that you blow at the car and
> > > > never leaves, to fart on a cake, and let me eat it with
> > > > their gas absorbed in it).
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> > > > Who is willing to try it out?
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> > > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DLfgN7HWub0A&feature=3Drelated
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> > > > She's sitting and (maybe) farting on it - and look how happy and
> > > > excited she looks doing that.
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> > > One of your deeper insights into Kubrick's philosophy.
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> > Indeed. Imagine how much more fascinating Kubrick's movies would be
> > had feminine cake-farting been a regular feature of his films.
> > Imagine, if you will, that Kubrick had decided to preserve the massive
> > pie-fight at the end of Strangelove, but it had featured ten flatulent
> > women for each male participant. If the snow at the end of Clockwork
> > Orange had instead been bits of frosting and angel-food cake (the
> > irony!), and instead of ***, it had been mutual flatulation. If the
> > orgy in Eyes Wide Shut was similarly themed. If Barry Lyndon had, in a
> > freak bit of timey-wimey wibbly wobbly, met Le Petomaine and learned
> > his secrets. The mind boggles.
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> There were certainly two missed op****tunities in "2001." When Poole is
> receiving his video transmission from his parents back on earth could
> have been one. ("How you do you like your cake, dear?" And then
> Poole's mother gets up ,hikes her dress up and lets a good one go on
> the cake. "Too bad you can't be here to enjoy it," she'd say as she
> sits back down as flecks of the cake spatter on the lens recording the
> message to Poole.)
Delicious! Who wants to be the first to wash their face in that?
>Another could have been when Floyd is talking to
> his daughter. ("Are you coming to my party tomorrow?" "Sorry, no.
> Daddy's busy." "Oh," she'll say, so disappointed. "You'll miss me
> farting on my cake." "I know," Floyd will reply. "That's why your
> mother and I call you 'Squirt'.")
>
> Boaz
> ("See you next Wednesday")
"And I hope you have a very nice birthday party too!"
Be sure to remember the ice cream to go with les cakes de fart a la
commode...
"Chocolate it shall be. Come on son."
i
"poop"
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