On Jun 8, 9:11=A0pm, dumb_n00b <dnf...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Jun 8, 10:23 pm, Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 8:55 am, indiana_bi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
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> > >http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/404/cakesitting2kl3.jpg
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> > > I wish every female in this NG, who feels the urge for a
> > > deadly wet fart, the kind that you blow at the car and
> > > never leaves, to fart on a cake, and let me eat it with
> > > their gas absorbed in it).
>
> > > Who is willing to try it out?
>
> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DLfgN7HWub0A&feature=3Drelated
>
> > > She's sitting and (maybe) farting on it - and look how happy and
> > > excited she looks doing that.
>
> > One of your deeper insights into Kubrick's philosophy.
>
> Indeed. Imagine how much more fascinating Kubrick's movies would be
> had feminine cake-farting been a regular feature of his films.
> Imagine, if you will, that Kubrick had decided to preserve the massive
> pie-fight at the end of Strangelove, but it had featured ten flatulent
> women for each male participant. If the snow at the end of Clockwork
> Orange had instead been bits of frosting and angel-food cake (the
> irony!), and instead of ***, it had been mutual flatulation. If the
> orgy in Eyes Wide Shut was similarly themed. If Barry Lyndon had, in a
> freak bit of timey-wimey wibbly wobbly, met Le Petomaine and learned
> his secrets. The mind boggles.
There were certainly two missed op****tunities in "2001." When Poole is
receiving his video transmission from his parents back on earth could
have been one. ("How you do you like your cake, dear?" And then
Poole's mother gets up ,hikes her dress up and lets a good one go on
the cake. "Too bad you can't be here to enjoy it," she'd say as she
sits back down as flecks of the cake spatter on the lens recording the
message to Poole.) Another could have been when Floyd is talking to
his daughter. ("Are you coming to my party tomorrow?" "Sorry, no.
Daddy's busy." "Oh," she'll say, so disappointed. "You'll miss me
farting on my cake." "I know," Floyd will reply. "That's why your
mother and I call you 'Squirt'.")
Boaz
("See you next Wednesday.")
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