On Jun 8, 11:11=A0pm, dumb_n00b <dnf...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Jun 8, 10:23 pm, Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > On Jun 7, 8:55 am, indiana_bi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > >http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/404/cakesitting2kl3.jpg
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> > > I wish every female in this NG, who feels the urge for a
> > > deadly wet fart, the kind that you blow at the car and
> > > never leaves, to fart on a cake, and let me eat it with
> > > their gas absorbed in it).
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> > > Who is willing to try it out?
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> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DLfgN7HWub0A&feature=3Drelated
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> > > She's sitting and (maybe) farting on it - and look how happy and
> > > excited she looks doing that.
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> > One of your deeper insights into Kubrick's philosophy.
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> Indeed. Imagine how much more fascinating Kubrick's movies would be
> had feminine cake-farting been a regular feature of his films.
> Imagine, if you will, that Kubrick had decided to preserve the massive
> pie-fight at the end of Strangelove, but it had featured ten flatulent
> women for each male participant. If the snow at the end of Clockwork
> Orange had instead been bits of frosting and angel-food cake (the
> irony!), and instead of ***, it had been mutual flatulation. If the
> orgy in Eyes Wide Shut was similarly themed. If Barry Lyndon had, in a
> freak bit of timey-wimey wibbly wobbly, met Le Petomaine and learned
> his secrets. The mind boggles.
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> Directorial fetishes are typically so boring. Tarantino and feet? Bah.
> This is the age of the information superhighway, lined with brothels
> catering to every possible taste. Film should adapt. I hold out hope
> for Paul Thomas Anderson. His fascination with milkshakes (and, indeed
> his claim that he gets "so ****ing happy" whenever he hears the word)
> holds a great deal of promise. The final scene of There Will Be Blood
> just took on a great deal of new meaning.
I think the whole idea should be beaten to death with a bowling pin,
but that's just me...
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