mycobw@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
whipped out his/her/its Personal Electronic
Thing, summoned a BellBot to 1062618654.706366@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
, leaving
his/her/its contact info (mycobw@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
) with the deskbot, and
proceeded to say:
> Want to talk with 100% REAL ***** girls?
If I did, I'd head to an all-girls high school. By the time you get to
all-girls colleges, they're lesbians.
> This is something VERY new in phone ***.
"Insert phone into any open holes. See fig.1"
> The women on the line are NOT paid.
"So they have even less enthusiasm than PAID women who sit on the phone
all
day pretending to have ***."
> They call for free phone *** with guys like YOU!
>
> 50 cents - $1.99 per minute (depending on method of payment)
Wait... so *who* is it free for then?
> =====================>1-888-335-HOTT (toll-free)
"BBBQ?"
"That B's for BYOBB."
"What's that B for?"
"That's a typo."
> =====================>1-888-302-ORGY (toll-free) You can be billed
> discreetly directly to your phone bill.
Ah, so "PHONE *** - TWO HOURS" is gonna pass unnoticed by the missus, eh?
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> For Dominant & Submissive Girls call: 1-888-700-WHIP (toll free)
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
So do you call, and then order? Or is is random?
"Yes, I'd like one girl please."
"Dominant or Submissive?"
> For gay talk call:1-888-800-GUYS (toll-free)
What about for females who want straight guys? Oh, that's right... FEMALES
HAVE ENOUGH COMMON SENSE NOT TO SPEND TWO BUCKS AN HOUR PRETENDING TO HAVE
***.
> 18 and over only please!
So what if a twelve-year old calls up?
<female>"Oh, yeah... I'm getting wet... I'm touching my firm, round
breasts..."
<kid>"GRANDMA?!?!!"
> sbvqoqyxbpfduhnewxkljlcemqcjorfmunngpzqo
<Strong Bad> "I said, come, on, fqwhudmaghads, said come on
fqwhudmaghads...
everybody to the limit, The Cheat, is to the limit, everybody come on
fqwhudmaghads!"
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Deep Thought
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Erase the Earth
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