It's official ***** Week at McDonalds.
Every male in the USA is invited to walk into McDonalds this week with
your ***** hanging out of your pants. However, be aware that you MUST
draw a picture of Ronald McDonald on your *****, using permanent
markers. Once you've decorated your man tool with the face of Ronnie,
simply walk into any McDonalds and let it all hang out of your pants.
Everyone who produces a Ronnie ***** will receive a free hamburger,
and the man with the best artwork on his dick will win a lifetime
supply of free Big Macs and Fries.
THIS WEEK ONLY March 2 thru 8, 2008.
