I work at McDonalds. I strive to kill as many customers as possible.
The more that die, the less work I have to do. I am looking for
methods to kill more of them. So far I poisoned quite a few of them,
hit one over the head with a dried up french fry, and he died. I also
drowned a guy in the mensroom urinal, and drowned another one sticking
his head in his shake. The other day I brought my AK47 and killed
everyone in the restaurant including my boss and coworkers. But I
want to kill more. What else can I do? I am only 17 and dont have
too much money from working at McDonalds but I am determined to kill
more customers, and am having fun doing it. One guy was found on the
floor with a BigMac hanging out his asshole. When I shot him, the
burger came out his butt.
Jerry Tilden
