Saturday August 11, 2007
Approximately 9pm God appeared at the Cincinatti Mc Donalds on E. 22nd
St. and killed a customer in cold blood. The man was pronounced dead
minutes later.
The customer had just ordered a Big Mac when God struck him with a
life size cardboard sign of Ronald Mc Donald, thus killing the
customer. The name is being withheld until relatives are notified.
Jack Van Impe
