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th black house

by Wheel Man <theunicycleman@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 16, 2007 at 10:01 AM

th black house
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:17:27]
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Regurgitator
'Doorselfin'
+++

nice comeback psychic blog

+++

did ya see that chick smile at me as i
came off th traffic island

on th unicycle
with a huge bottle of coke in my hand

+++


at 1.25 litres

ya can use th

small tide in th bottle

to do interesting things on th wheel

"breaking traction"

damn that tyre is good

+++


well thAT  ***** let down

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got told i was amazing
oh and

three devil signs

was only surfin to th shop

+++


crook tummy
coke's th go

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:20:08]
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Peter Gabriel
'Steam'
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little brother
in th throes of a

well he says th flu

he got a cold

+++

dont give it to me **** i'll

have to boil th ****er out

+++

a big ride on one wheel

usually fixes it

+++

used to b a coke addict

been a long time since i bought
a


larger bottle

+++

more drugs over here:


still coolin down diary

..
..
..


nice hash pipe of marijuana that

+++

i know i should of warned ya

th odd cricke

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:23:14]
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Do Re Mi
'Black Crocodiles (?)'
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t bat wi blood and human **** on it
appears in my diary

+++

ya get that

+++

diary of a wicked oz witchdoctor

+++

no ****

i dont heal ppl

+++

well
not lately

+++

my patience dont die

+++

ya know this song is really

big accident



misnamed

+++

knickers

+++

th things that appear in my diary

+++

thang yr a ****
a lazy fat ****in hand

give me th uzi

+++

now *****

+++

shutup jane or i'll

put hotpants on th monkey and call it kylie

+++

lindsay lohan without drugs


oh my god


no

+++

quick

+++

more drugs over here

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:26:37]
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Phil Collins
'Another Day in Paradise'
+++

smile

+++

well my psychic gift

in form today


+++

razor sharp little ****er

who dont i liek today

+++

i havent killed psychically in

two months


+++

must b soon

+++

skin startin to crawl

+++

got a revised tally for my killcount
for 2007

120 odd now

+++

and may is nearly over

+++

man

+++

this is slower than last yr

+++

as a triple o hitman i'm
runnin double o figures


bit pissy

still lethal but


anybody can kill that many ppl

+++

i'll have to change my karma fixup

+++

will th karma cops wear it ?

+++

th smiles on faces
ratio
to th number of ppl i killed


i reckon it needed to be higher
in my early tr

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:32:01]
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Blue Öyster Cult
'Veteran Of The Psychic Wars'
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aining


th numbers gettin higher

+++

zactly

+++

ta

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will th pricks 
take bets on whether i burn out

before i get my third big kill

+++

or the man storm my door

and burn me out

+++


****in black organisations

+++

here in th black house

today

we made some preperations

+++

i reckon i get my third

+++


indications are still though
sep 23 2007

months away

+++

can smell th rotting brains already so

it aint small



thank god for that


been gettin stuck on
fifty or so


in a hit and that

****in sucks

+++

been checkin my karma fixup

is it affecting my killcount


"it's a circular argument"


ta

+++

u been quiet lately


"gettin visions of very large human manned star****ps"

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i liked th floating
orca patterns
on th hull of th


very large ****p

+++

not tryint o hide
wot i dont get is

th biggest ****p
present

has only one persn onboard

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:36:51]
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Little Heroes
'One Perfect Day'
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how long has that thing
wandered th deeps



all our ****ps

self building and


they just keep growing


+++

in this corner there's
brizvegas

th war****p

25ooo km's long



on htis end
th pirate raft

nonaligned humanity

115ooo km's long


and out here

a 250000 km long
single ****p

+++

th ****ps gig
a mere hundred kilometres long


they never beilieve

stupid aliens

there's only one human onboard


loner

+++

th idea is
to have yr ****p

hit lots of thigns and

it uses th mass

to keep building

+++

th robots
always



spittin baby ****ps

to trade with

+++

if yr mass count drops
th ****p stops buildin new ****ps and

j
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:40:32]
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?
'?'
+++

where is the love
black eyed peas

+++

mamma ****p

+++

it always gettin bigger and

th ****p has informed me


she spat a new baby

th building ****p in bay
four hundred and four is


about to launch for

trials

+++

jaded ****er

dont even watch it leave

+++


comes back


still no human even laid eyes on it

+++

green light
pops up on th console

we got another ****p to

sell


or give



always stranded humanity in th void

+++

u can come onboard
till th nxt ****ps baby is

born

+++

yr accomodation is
a thousand clicks 
back that way



take th tube

+++

see ya in a week

+++

th ****p will inform u

+++

provision th craft and

conduct all trials and tests

+++

be mellow
we swallowed a coupel small planetoids

just a week ago

lots of mass in th spill chambers



u be out of here soon

wi a brand new ****p


gratis



stop whingin

+++

some of th things
we give a ****p to

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:45:20]
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Ian Dury & The Blockheads
'Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick'
+++

this one is gunna bite us

+++

no different
than takin in strays

+++

its
findin half a ****p

an interstellar ****p

in th traps


and some of th hardy little ****ers

have survived th



trip down th

drag helix





****




th compact says


we gotta help em

+++

came at em from behind

swallowed by th leviathan of th
dep


black

+++

on th blower

th phone

i got some survivors here

+++

we know these mad little ****ers







i didnt see him officer

+++


ah man

+++

refined metals
are easier

read
cheaper
 to


use



raw ores though

they come down th




drag helix


just fine

+++


declerating em, from
light spped plus

velocites

th faster we go

th more we hit

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:49:09]
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I Want My 80's Box
'Oh Yeah - Yello'
+++





we build big

+++

the moon - lyric

+++

big enough
th fat *****

swallows little moons

+++


other ppl's space****ps


flotillas

+++

u name it

+++

th nose of th *****
constantly rebuilding


a shark class
interstellar voyager

never stops growing

+++

spits babies

+++

part
nano technology
part
robot technology

part human technology

+++

th black house is
25ooo km's long

and fat

+++

and i have dinner guests coming to visit

+++

**** off

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:52:21]
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Led Zeppelin
'Ramble On'
+++


a led zeppelin

..
..
..



yeah man

+++

i've seen my home

in space


and time

+++

just th
interminable hours

killin th ****s i need to


to get onboard it

+++

ah life

+++

who do i have to kill ?

+++

no wuckin furries

+++

love my killing record

+++

i dont blink when

a manned craft goes down th mouth
of my overlarge space****p

it's a daily if not
hourly occurance


not any survivors


space is big yes but


this thing eats liek a whale

+++

aggressive species and

things like that

+++

**** happens

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:56:36]
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?
'Lock It - Falling Joys.mp3'
+++

thes

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:57:03]
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Icehouse
'?'
+++

e unhappy ppl are

from somewhere we never visited

+++

BAM

there goes another one

look like we in a fleet of

fleeing


star****ps

+++

a nova migration
their sun goen


boom

+++

sorry folks 

gday

+++


took out 
a quarter of th fleet

+++

sorry about that

can i help u ?

+++

 th ****p
not totally in my control


unfortunately

+++

got a robot mind
a computer

drivin it


cept when i point it

+++

i find 

things

+++


i have four
one hundered click long

baby ****ps


brand new
clingin t th hull

i giv eu these
as a token of my good will

+++

i'll make ten or more

from yr ****ps metals


rich as

+++


where ya headed ?

+++

nowhere huh

me too

+++

have fun


..
..
..

****in ****p
came ina  shark profile
imitating 

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:01:53]
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The Who
'Magic Bus'
+++

a terrestrial shark

when th first one


snipped at er


she went in hard

+++

huge
orca patterns

****fting
on th hulls


exterior


a cheap effect
doen with lights

+++

hunts more like a
great white shark
than an orca

+++

devious

+++

poor ****ers just
scratch their heads


is this thing
organic ?

+++

****ps abuilding
outside th hull

all th while

even in battle


is alright

some abuildin inside too

+++

wot do u atatck

on th huge leviathan




+++

mosslty empty space and

only oen life sign

cept if carryin survivors


and prisoners

+++

eject half th prisoners

give em ****ps but

minimal supplies


we'

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:05:11]
+++
Led Zeppelin
'The Rain Song'
+++

outta here

+++

came into this
pack

of ****ps


all medium large

by our standards



still fit in th mouth of my baby

+++

when they
attacked

i set th ****p on



ok kill em

+++

take a coupel swipes thru th pack and

collect data and

debri

+++


tough ****ps



comin down th
drag helix

all thousand k's of it

bouncin down th walls


losin kinetic energy

all th while



with half th compliment alive

+++

ah yeah gday

+++

we shoulda come in faster

+++

at three quarter light
these ****ers are

survivin

+++

my web cam
on th outernet

showin all these mad critters


well u started it

+++

i dont listen to comment
get ****ed

+++


we put a webcam
in th trap to

keep us honest

+++

well
otherwise it;s


genocide isnt it

+++

i thought ****in space was empty

BAM

+++

apparently not

+++

that first time
ya get a moon

stcuk in th ****ps
gob and

have t come into th spacedocks
for repairs

+++

well my belly was big enough

while we're here

+++

th mouth always needs enlarging

+++


shark class star ****p

+++

minimal maintenance but


she comes back to ****pyards

occasionally


battle scarred and


can we


put oen of these in

+++

can i help it
i hit lots of things

+++

we constantly reprogramming th *****

she that large now

we make more baby ****ps

+++

its a

sideline

+++

main order of business is
surviv

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:12:52]
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Laurie Anderson
'Sweaters'
+++

al

+++


i no longer luv yr eyes - lyric

+++


luv yr music

+++

i get bored easily
liek exploring th deeps

+++

th black ocean

+++

blue oceans have

edges

+++

th black ocean

has no edges

+++

goes forever

you can

just keep building


dinosaur style


+++

when th ****p si that big
no ****er will tanglew with it

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:15:16]
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?
'?'
+++

real men
joe jackson

thanks computer

+++


always soem mad species wanna
put battle scars on th *****

just makes her look ***ier

+++

they dont know
only oen

real man onboard

+++

anythin that big
must have

millions livin on it


all humanities ****ps are

HUGE

+++


th space docks


no longer make th ****ps themselves

just repairs and

modifications


th latest gadgets

+++

in dead empty space


a pile of sharks



swept thru here

+++

..
..
..


coke break

..
..
..



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:19:25]
+++
Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't'
+++

ok
i got it
from a convenience store


surfin
on one wheel

the land surfer

+++


on th lst
suspension unicycle

it dont look
liek a tank landing ****p


"landing ****p tank"

+++

weird

+++

i just wanna surf
on my unicycle

on other planets
its worth killing for

+++

"nigel four"

**** i luv that place

+++

always some humans
wanna be dumb ****s

and live on a planet



withotu armour


around em


to protect em from th meteorites

+++


i come in from my last passage thru th deep black



and read th ****ps manifest

how much mass did we take onboard



on th last passage

how many moons

how many planets did we break up
and then swallow


how many space****ps and


just shake my head







all of it
just floatin around

in empty space


now was that ever named wrong

+++

whena star goes boom
wotever wa slyin outsid eit

started travellin

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:23:47]
+++
The Kinks
'Supersonic Rocket ****p'
+++

for us to hit
as we glid ealong
in oru

supersonic rocket ****p

+++

th keyboard gettin sticky


too much drugs over th keyboard

i shag a few

+++

that reminds me

more drugs over here:

now thang ya ****

..
..
..


th black house's motto

i came
i saw
i apollogised and cleaned up the mess

+++

we'd put it in latin but


our species name bad enough

+++

singularis harmomius pi ****cus

+++

pronounced in english and

th number of pi is
recited

sorry



never hear me say my last name is 




pig


+++

star trek world be ****ed

+++

a different branch of humanity

me thinks

+++

some of th reminant survivors of th

we pay more money to
save

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:27:24]
+++
Queen
'?'
+++

other species than our own crowd

idiots

+++

i want to ride my bicycle


****in girls bikes





ride a mans biek ****


got one wheel

+++

they have a name for that kind of species

they call them























extinct

+++

th compact says we harmed u and


u survived so


we have to help

+++

if th fleet was just that
little bit smaller or

i could get enough other shark ****ps in 

in time



but




good enough

+++

know i have to pull in


and visit civilisation

when th 


bab
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:30:26]
+++
?
'?'
+++

y ****ps start huntin on their own

+++

life's been good to me so far
joe walsh

+++

**** that thing';s gettin big


th ****p's brig



i'll have to assign a new one

+++



no ****

only one human onboard

+++

we're a

rich species

+++

and human species
mayday calls

take precidence

th fiens if ya dont answer em are


staggering

+++

have to touch ****t some time

though there not much

th ****p doesnt make

+++


ok man
th ****p does take some
collateral damage

th odd human ****p


goes down th gullet


we regret th loss of life

+++

i was asleep ok

+++

psychic yeah but

****;s gotta sleep some time

meanwhile


th ****p hunts

+++

gotta defend itself



empty space isnt a ****in nursery

+++

i woke up this mornin and

th eman

has left a message on my computer


seems my ****p


ate a passenger liner

durin th ****ps night


hmmm


munched it up good too

+++


bugger



th fines ya dumb computer

+++

there goes that
oversize baby

u grabbin too much little one

+++

like ****in remoras

+++

**** knows wot other species think


try to ignore their communications

+++



makes em human man

dont do it

+++


nxt thing u be giftin th thing a

star****p

+++

only got 
planetary ****ps and

u give it a leapfrog


+++

th ****p

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:38:37]
+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'Full Moon'
+++


killed it;s mate


th ****p pl4eadin th thing;s case

+++

[sorry thing]

+++

cmere thang

th ****in galactic council

have given u voting rights



i have to pay u now



yr fired



we space u in five minutes

+++


just kidding

+++


th bong thang


if u would man

..
..
..


who th **** said

a handy species


****in horrible pun of th week

+++


we'll find yr species thang

+++


and enslave u

tiltl h****ers make us apolgise and




pay ya

+++

he smokes that many bongs man
comin outta yr pay ****

+++

i'm goin to sleep computer

dont tak eout any human deep space liners ok

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:42:39]
+++
4 Non Blondes
'?'
+++

what's going on? - remix

+++

takes some stones
to go to sleep

th first time

travellin over light speed

+++

cant see th ****in ****p

th light hittin my eyes is



from before it was here



we on a long passage and


a man;s gotta sleep some time

+++

ya rapacious ***** i call u

but u runnin on th random number generator




cant see anythin

flyin blind

+++

th ****p can find stars by their gravitation but


only just manages to avoid some



just passing thru



wot th **** did we hit man ?



ok swing around and

come back thru it again


at           speed


+++

motherload

+++

**** that was fast

there;s another shark class ****p


in th tank

+++


his beacon on


he knows we;re here




we'd swallow that


whole


+++

****

****in webcam


th **** of a  thing

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:47:44]
+++
Rickie Lee Jones
'We Belong Together'
+++

yeah yeah

+++

soon as
a hundred shark ****ps

d
ivin thru th


melee

+++

pirates

+++

these are things
we're all here killin


but we've met this species before and


officially

human species at war wi em

+++

th war****ps


th more aggressive of th species




are here

+++


we takin soem hits

+++

as long as
wot goes int h gob
refined metals
etc

moonlets

is over th repair bill

+++

but th ****p that big

+++

it can wear huge damage

+++

th bridge


robert plant's line


has anybody seen th bridge ?



it;s mobile

inside th ****p

+++

slowly
together

we construct a map
of th

killin zone

+++


th killing floor

+++

th pickings rich enough

it;s a gold mine

+++

much gold in th

spill racks

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:52:53]
+++
?
'?'
+++

i'll

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:52:59]
+++
Frigidaires
'Nowhere Man'
+++

go thru and swallow that
moonlet base

+++


big bite

+++


rich veins

+++

th
strike

+++

like  a white pointer


just sees wot he wants to see

+++

th eyes are closed

+++

of th ****p


th human pilot


lookin at

wot it looked like

before we got ere




hmmm

+++

cant read th screens till
th ****p slows down

+++

th playback

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:55:28]
+++
Frente
'Bizarre Love Triangle'
+++

smack in th triangle

liek a bolt of blue



yeah right

+++

at that speed ya cant twitch

on th controls

+++

sensitive as

+++

i ride th unicycle

honing my balance and

motor skills


"and fly'

+++


ridin th mouse wheel


in my ****p

th black house


but it;s
big and

got all my favourite





terrain

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:57:31]
+++
Metalica
'St. Anger'
+++

i can ride thru some
desert puckerbush


at speed
to metallica


on a 26 inch unicycle
and unleash th


wheel tail

+++

or drop over
terrestrial

concrete waves

skatebowl walls

to u and me

th name never changes



+++

oh

my left leg has recovered
frm th skatebowl wall accident



all good

+++


gash under th right foot is now

less than half an inch long
closin nicely

+++


extreme unicycle injuries

although th gash

was from standin on
th council
\wate rmeter lid


after th ride

stepped onto th grass

+++

nice unicycle surf that

+++

soem of them
pirated songs on th mp3 player


taste so good

+++

sto talkin to me
****p;s computer


th internet calls
wot th outernet was born frm dear

i'm old fa****oned ok

+++

[bad testicle boy]
i beat em
[bad pun]

+++

smarter than my testicles

[they still drag u to th stars]

+++

so

+++

[later star witchdoctor]
later

+++

sit down tetraplegia

wot we can do in space is


much better than on

a mudball

+++

yr mind wot we want to use dear
yr killin mind

th psychic

+++

kuta lady will need help


kuta man will escape

..
..
..

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:05:01]
+++
RadioHead
'Everything in it's Right Place'
+++
 




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th black house
Wheel Man <theunicycle  2007-05-16 10:01:41 

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