McDonalds Made me gay!
One day, after buying a big mac, I accidentally slipped on some **** some
fat kid crapped on the floor, because he couldn't hold his huge
blubber-filled asshole five minutes from the register to the bathroom. He
started ****ing all over the place, like a horse. Anyways, the Big Mac I
had bought got stuck in my ass. Now, I just want to shove Big Macs in my
ass all the time, because I like the tingly feeling of special sauce in my
rectum.
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