Why isn't anyone posting glorious love letter to ketchup in this so-called
ketchup newsgroup? Where's the love? Where's the loyalty? Where's the
enthusiasm? Ketchup (not to be confused with its thinner, sweeter cousin
catsup, which is handed out in packets at all fast food restaurants in
Mexico)
makes just about everything better - macaroni and cheese, hot dogs,
brocolli,
eggs, cereal, ***, pet food, pet grooming, bathing, carpentry, even
presidential elections. Show your true colors, folks. Get on the ketchup
bandwagon. You'll thank yourself for it later. When you're sad and alone
on
your deathbed, sweet memories of participation in this ketchup forum will
come
wafting back like the scent of freshly-plumped Dodger dogs.
Auf weidersen
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