Pass me the jellied eels, honeypie

Canned haggis, yum. Now I know what to serve the Jenkems, who keep 
coming over unannounced.
 
http://funfever.blogspot.com/2007/10/most-curious-canned-foods-found-online.html

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  HellPope Huey
     There once was a girl from Nantucket...
      but she had one eye in the center of her forehead,
       so I kept driving.

    "I've got a red light warning
      I don't know why
     Maybe it'll go away if I shut my eyes"
      I don't need your wor****p
       just need a sacrifice each day
     Don't need to worry
       just want to help in every way"
          ~ Tony Banks, "Big Man"

     Revenge is a dish best served with crawdads and gumbo.
          - DJ Epoch