On May 28, 8:17=A0pm, dh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:15:38 -0700 (PDT), "Mr.Smartypants"
<bunghole-jon..=
..@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >On May 28, 1:48=A0am, dh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> >> =A0 =A0 Goo
>
> >but he came first in "Stupid Pet Tricks".
>
> =A0 =A0 The Goober could never make it as a real pet though,
> since the first time he got the chance he'd end up
> outstupiding himself and get hit by a car, or bite into
> an electric chord, or eat something that would poison
> him or something like that, and if he ended up in a
> shelter he would no doubt be the first one "down".
> Goo would probably enjoy being an animal as long as
> it lasted though, spending all day licking his ball and
> sticking his nose up as many assholes as possible...
> come to think of it the Goober probably envies dogs
> quite a lot for those very reasons. Maybe one reason
> Goo doesn't consider life to be a benefit is because
> of his frustration at not being able to sniff everybody's
> asshole the way dogs "get to" do.
Poor Boobs. Trying to catch his stubby little tail, trying to lick his
nonexistent balls, and the only joy he actually achieves is shoving
his nose up someone's ass.
One out of three ain't bad I guess.
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