flange ( on th back of a car )
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no ****
i saw it
last night
on my way into town to go
extreme unicyclin
this huge
flange
sticker
**** man
+++
i was kinda hopin
there was a chick drivin it
these days
ya dunno
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more drugs over here
+++
*** down
brought over
xp service pack two
took ages to run
but
i logged onto th net
went to my favourite **** site
that puts nefarious programs in my machine
and
windows caught it
thank you mr gates
particularly like th
Share this cd with a friend !
on a microsoft
product
giveaway
we neeeded it
thank you
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look she had a nice flange
and i sang some high notes with her
dont make so much of it
+++
"bastard"
+++
been here before
+++
th boys got home
we're two and a half men on weekends
one was complainin
on th boringness of th xmas carols
th other complained of th half hour
while his dad yacked to some guy
in th newsagent
i see a certain fairness there
i laughed anyway
+++
dont tell me you;re a kid
you;re twelve
i still think it's funny
+++
when i come in at dawn
sometimes
after bein out
extreme unicyclin
and singin all night
in th town
i think sometimes on th jokes
little brother cracks
about two and a half men
he doesnt drink
doesnt do drugs
doesnt smoke
almost a good boy
for a while there
i was livin in three houses
juggling girlfriends
you know
and th young fella was definitely not gettin th right idea
his mum said a few words
i said a few back
put her in her place
she's been quiet for a while
my balls are bigger than hers
and didnt th young fella smile
she tried to tell me off
and i bit hard
didnt she stop in a hurry ?
"i'm head of this family not you"
+++
and i introduced you to little brother
he's a nice kid
good sense of humour anyway
+++
pinned him down
couple of days later
i saw ya smile ya mungrel
+++
i have a job to do ok
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although
little brother slayed me
when we carted th futon upstairs
and he told me how he killed it
and who he was on top of
and it was ****in heavy
and i was losin it
badly
and im goin for a change
not in front of th boy
cause i was pissin myself laughin
and strugglin
+++
*** down **** me later eyes
walked in th door
today
and she's like
there's a girl either comin
or arrived
got visitors comin after xmas
even th biycle choppers are outta th house
no unicycle in th living room
jeez
+++
i got
unisafe
earmuffs durin th week
+++
there's another website
th content's fun anyway
always sends me a couple programs
goin to have a play
a little explore
i see i got a new
explorer
and a new
iexplore
time to go explore
which bits
dont work
which bits do
are ya not gunna crash on me as often girl ?
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ah well
she had a nice flange
and ****ed like a train
i can t complain
..
..
..
the unicycle surfer
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p.s.
<<< smile >>>
+++
melissa on th bonnet of her valiant
up on kuta
sorry
mt coot-tha
legs spread
gorgeous five foot ten inch blonde
on a big white bonnet
in th car headlights
now that was a nice flange...
