Kerry should work at IHOP, not run for Highest Office

Kerry has not stood fast to anything in his whole life.  His ability
to flip-flop leads one to think that his ultimate place in life is
that of a pancake maker.  In Contrast:

George Bush Jr. has redeemed the office of the Presidency and has
re-established a sense of dignity both to American Politics and to
America.

Among his many accomplishments, this is perhaps George's greatest. 
Only those wholly ignorant of history will forget, for instance, how
Bill Clinton so thoroughly sullied the great office.

Yes - once, there was a president more preoccupied with the taste of a
cigar inserted vaginally, and sinfully, into a woman half his age.

In contrast, George Bush in his patriotic and noble service has
compellingly made the single best possible argument for repealling the
misguided 22nd amendment which has established a two term limit upon
the office of the presidency.