"Nunya Bidnits" <nunyabidnits@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:6_P4k.3871$L_.987@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Dave Mennenoh wrote:
>>>> Nothing worse that a poster clogging up the NG with personal ads and
>>>> adding
>> nothing to the discussion.
>>
>> Except for adding nothing by *****ing.
>
> Initializing correspondent signal quality re****t program......
>
> Analyzing correspondents posting history....
>
> Re****t summary: Grand total of all correspondent's contributions - 2.
>
> Re****t detail:
> one post = spam, negative value
> one post = insult directed at secondary correspondent detecting spam,
> negative value
>
> Analyzing re****t....
> 2 posts total, 2 negative value contributions. Net negative contributor,
> no
> positive history..
>
> Results of analysis:
> Unacceptable noise to signal ratio for subject correspondent.
>
> Recommendation:
> Condition signal to improve ratio.
>
> Signal auto-conditioner authorized.
>
> Engaging signal conditioner.....
>
> *plonk*
>
> MBKC
***fallin off chair, laffin my ass off!***
I know, I know! I'm supposed to snip the message to the parts I'm
responding to but this whole damn thing is funny and deserved not to be
"cir***cised".
I couldn't have done better at a response, Marty. I tip my hat to you.
-frohe
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