doctor death ( stone cold )
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mik
ya havent had th balls
to come take th doctor death cape off me
cause ya know in yur heart
that you arent doctor death
wasnt you playin ned kelly
goin ok pig ****
yur partner hasnt got th balls
to shoot me
im unarmed
you got a weapon coverin you
and you got a weapon on my dog
now
to my mind
somethin about this situation is just funny
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buy this record or we'll shoot this dog
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"well a pig anyway"
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you never killed a pig in yur life man
i used to catch th wild ****s
in my bare hands
in th big pig pen
wrestle em to th ground
and take their life away
got eat ya mate
think you overestimate yur own ruthlessness man
or you woulda come callin by now
and you dont ****in call me names
you forget your place
you werent th president
of our motorcycle club
i was
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if you werent a ****in cripple
i'd break yur legs
i'm disabled too ya ****
fair fight
"not happy jan"
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right above my
kutaman beat kuta on a unicycle tag
on th mountain of kuta
with th date
and it bein a coupel of weeks before that smilin **** bombed my ****
tree men
gotta watch that stutter hey
i put my mark
my toecutter mark
my ****in death tag
a circle
with a straight line
comin from it's base
and risin out th top
what be that brother ?
"burnout from stone"
"incredible movie of th motorcycle club world we lived in"
mouthy ****
"sorry, pls continue"
i aint punctuatin ya man
ya can get ****ed
"sorry being pedantic"
as ever
you devils advocate man
no two ways
but
if hell spawned an angel
it was me dude
not you
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only one club i'd ride with as a member
the hells angels
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but
only as a black wizard
and free as i am now
cept buryin brothers of course
and
been a president of a club
and been vice president
of another club
i aint enterin any club
any ****in where
as a nominee
i walk in as a life member
or i dont walk in at all
truth is
i'd be on one wheel
ever th wizard clown
maybe ya keep yur ****in mouth shut
if a hells angel patch on my back
real
the real thing
and not be a mouthy ****
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"you really wanna be a hells angel ?"
only since i was five
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i have trouble ridin with th pack
i tend to **** off
and go ride my solo wheel
cause i prefer to ride a man's bike
but um
need a big ***** with
wide hips to carry th unicycles round for me
and for that
i need a hog to haul er
be good if umm
th member****p came with a wideglide then
just a dream
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dont mind me
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i'll get another bike
one of these days
one day
it'll be a hog
to carry my wheels
i dont need a ****in trainin wheel
show some ****in respect ya ****
i'm better than you are
dont put **** on me
that pig **** found out th hard way
think you dropped somethin in yur pants man
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six degrees of separation
if ya know an angel
or better yet
ya know a president of th angels
pls pass this along
never wanted anything mor ein my entire life
pls guys
make these ****heads shut their ****in mouths
sick of stickin my girls side
jenny
in their faces
and they take liberties
cause
that's who they meet
first up
they see an effemenite guy
on a unicycle
dancin
and hear me sing a liek a girl
when i sing in th street
in the fortitude valley
with a bunch of my music mates
on a bunch of different street corners
and right smack dab in th middle of th ****in mall
they got no ****in respect
you do me a ****in trick
i'm the black wizard of oz
and you do not ask me
where's your other ****in wheel ?
who the **** do you think you are ?
ya talentless nurk
what ****in planet did ya grow up on ?
guy last night bit
when i bit
and told him to get ****ed
and i said
i ride a mans's bike
you shut yur ****in mouth little boy
i'm a brizzy wizard
we dont take that ****
help me get some respect guys
or i'm goin thru th copshop
with two cans of petrol strapped to th wheel
ah **** i cant do it
some religios school boy beat me to it
burned it to th ground
all i'd do is burnth ****in farm they put there
at th copshop site in ashgrove
thinkin about it piggie ****
when i had th drop aon ya at th farm
and you and yr mate folded
and evry **** called th place
the farm
the farm stands
on yur old copshop
that i threatened to burn down
along with yur hosue
if ya didnt pull ya ****in head in
dont threaten me ****
i always ****in win
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one harmonius eternal pig
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p.s.
ya poor pig ****
i stitched you so bad
and put ya on th
spit
and
sat there and turned th ****in handle for hours
by hand
**** ya dad
buy a ****in electrical motor for th spit will ya ?
middle of ****in summer
hot aussie summer
and you wanna kill a pig
and have a feast
but **** it tastes good...
