more drugs over here ( one way street )
+++
bought some coffee from th corner shop
wouldnt take my gold coins
took it out of silver
and then she gave me a
ferrero raffaello
yummie thank you
+++
more drugs over here
get thru th afternoon anyway
ah that feels good
+++
that tasted nice
take th edge off not goin out tonight
+++
they've made th street round th corner
one way
for th duration
nearly every house has got big xmas lights
few that dont
poor buggers
cant even come in their own street how they like
and a constant parade of cars and ppl
comin to see th pretty lights
dunno if im ridin thru it
on th unicycle tonight
still ****y i cant do my usual
and go out ridin with th nightclubbers
didnt earn enough this week
sorry
that's life
+++
on a pension
and i pay for it
+++
wont run out of food
which is good
might run out of drugs
which is not good
but then
if i got no money
i wont be bumpin into so many women
and then th need for th painkillers goes down
it all works out
+++
wont be travellin down th one way street
in th fortitude valley
after midnight
th wrong way
as th wizard
on a unicycle
ya think
it would get out
from under yur skin
ya really do
+++
there are pluses but
no gay guys rootin th post
im leanin on
havin a breather
no girls teasing me
while i sing
or play on th drum
with my busker mates
im jumpin th gun though
still dont know what i earned
cant see me
payin for piss
that'd be alcohol
and drugs
and fuel
to get me th
fourty odd k's
i live down th road
on th edge of th city
good for th wizard to disappear occasionally
+++
no gorgeous blonde chick
askin to have her photo taken with me on th post
there are some bad things
+++
wont fly in th music with mika
while he plays flamenco
and i do
acapella
it ****in hurts
+++
i gotta be out of it man
so i cant feel my pills
cant handle those girls
without bein out of it
i've done it
to prove i could
to myself
but th pain load
afterwards
doesnt bear thinkin
+++
i got coffee and smokes
and a roof over my head
and a bath
that i can relax in
and a bunch of songs
in th computer
i can sing to
ok mr music
but we're not warmin up th voice
to go out and sing tonight ok
crank it up
+++
windows is pickin th tracks
pj harvey
"the dancer"
+++
ok
i wont be dancing on th unicycle tonight
with my eyes closed
goin down that one way street
that im fond of
give over
+++
another friday afternoon
first one in a while
where i couldnt afford to go out
puttin smiles on dials
+++
one good thing
no-one tonight
will call me a legend
well that's a good thing
sittin in my
nine foot square box
i always find that funny
when i get home
+++
red hot chilli peppers
"roadtrippin"
+++
not today
+++
sorry
i'm feelin sad
+++
no singing till dawn
in th fortitude valley tonight
th others
will be out there
+++
we do it for different reasons
+++
i dont do it for money
cant just go
+++
**** it
+++
garbage
"the butterfly collector"
+++
th rock n roll experience
girls and guys
hangin off yur side
tellin you you;re wonderful
and ya go home
or to your hotel room
have another joint
and then have a wank before cra****ng
look around yur nine foot square box
and shake yur head
legend
indeed
+++
doesnt sit well
when ya cant afford a decent feed
but hey
i aint alone
ppl with more fame than me
more of th rock n rool experience
cause i only get it in th street
say th same things
+++
unrequited *** and drugs and rock n roll
+++
the kinks
"shangri-la"
+++
bit different then
+++
way back when in th sixties
+++
time's a bit like a one way street
+++
no debts man
i dont live that way
+++
only way to see it
i'm havin a holiday
+++
th wizard of th fortitude valley
th shark if you prefer
+++
different ppl
call ya different things
and think different things
i ride it as
my
pain management system
taken me some places
+++
noosa beach in th surf
surfers paradise in th surf
+++
david bowie
"the man who sold the world"
+++
and around th block
+++
everywhere ya ride
surf ok
on a unicycle
ppl smile
+++
i'll still see smiles tonight
+++
smiles are good for you
not to mention your karma
+++
doesnt help with money though
maybe just as well
+++
at a cent a smile
i'd be a rich man
but
having seen all those smiles
i'm a rich man anyway
+++
city high
"caramel"
+++
even though i am caramel
+++
thank you
+++
i sing with black and white
last saturday night
singin with mika
black
with an aboriginal guy
asleep
beside us
a few things have changed here in oz
+++
it's not like it used to be
still got some way to go
+++
when i pull into mcdonalds
and find black faces there
+++
pj harvey
"c'mon billy"
+++
dont know what i am
dont know my father
pass for black and white
"and yur brother's a redneck"
<<< smile >>>
+++
four lovely chocolate ladies
ok
three were caramel
and one was chocolate
sayin she wasnt aboriginal
pretty
bailed me up at th car
before
gettin into costume
and ridin into th crowd
recently
convinced
no
you;'ve got black fella in ya
i do go walkabout
+++
gorillaz
"clint eastwood"
+++
yummie
+++
just walk away without explanation
and go wandering in th oz bush
avoidin tracks
and
settlin somewhere
to smoke a couple of spliffs
and then
thoroughly lost
walk out
heaps of fun
dont recommend it though
u take yur own risks
+++
tend to do it
without a water bottle
i can find water
you might be right
+++
took my four and half year old boy
she was gunna run with him
into th bush
and taught him how to survive
how much sticks ?
i dunno
but he had a pa****on for th bush too
and would just
open th front door
and walk out
no explanation
and go wanderin
walkabout
my boy
you can take him away from me
specially after th
if ya dont like it
you can leave
if ya leave
ya never see him again
took yur offer
much as it pains
me
and sadly
my boy
but yur ****in impossible
i've done a lot of th impossible
enough
that thousands call me wizard
but i wont play to yur tune
my boy
my blood
you stupid womam
+++
"you're proving to be every bit th pilot"
"yur father was"
fp15ba
+++
some flight sim in th computer
windows has indexed it's
music tracks too
+++
golden earring
"radar love"
+++
in 1973
i was in holland
bout th time this was recorded
watchin a band
film a clip
on an outside stage
it affected me
+++
"then a number of years later"
"elizabeth rang"
"stop masturbating about me paulie"
"i can feel you"
"i'm comin over"
+++
i married her and gave her a son
always knew
if i was wankin over her
would ring
th guy on that stage
th singer
was a relative of mine
sometimes
i get to thinkin
it was golden earring
i dig
grok
radar love
three chicks since
thinkin about em
about to go over th edge
and th mobile goes off
message or phone call
ah give me a break
+++
was a bit disconcerting
nearly had th ***change
to be rid of th pain
+++
and i'd stood there
stupid litle eleven yr old boy
sayin to my mum
he looks like a girl
moves like a girl
good music but
gave me a tape
i cant find it
long time ago
we drove around europe to three tapes
in a kombi camper
and it was one of them
+++
synchronicity
just surfin it
+++
the verve
"the drugs dont work"
+++
do for me
make bein around chicks much easier
wont talk to em straight
they dont respect my hypersensitive testicles
and even if they do
i've yet to meet a single woman
who could keep her promise
+++
th oz government
doesnt make me sit in a room
with any woman
without ***
anymore
took some screaming
why should i get pain ?
from th experience
+++
torture
almost as bad as sleepin with one
who's arguin with ya
and there's NO *** in that bed
all th good intentions in th world
dont survive that
+++
lived with seven
married two of em
****in silly really
+++
elizabeth
**** yur a dumb woman
+++
even thought ya ride a unicycle
straight
take that either way
+++
kevin bloody wilson
"ailments of the eighties"
+++
better be safe to wank
or my heart stops again
cant go off ***
body goes grey
then stops
just a curse
comes with th magic i guess
+++
another meeting with th government
next tuesday
they know what i get up to
well bits and pieces of them do
government doesnt share with itself very well
+++
khia
remix
"my neck my back"
+++
i'l call ya in a bit kuta lady
+++
know i;m late
+++
bill hicks
"confession time" (cops )
+++
dunno bill
i prefer like
last full moon
in th fortitude valley
with realistic lookin blood
right up th left arm
and th cops
didnt notice till dawn
was funny
+++
you should try livin in a van park
in th tropics
thru a wet
it's an experience
+++
placebo
"the bitter end"
+++
run out of drugs
must be time to wash th car
friday afternoon
+++
love ya's ****ing hard
..
..
..
wiz
+++
p.s.
jewel
"the new wild west"
+++
yeah
out in th street
bein out there
singin about
my hands are too slow
will ya hurry up and get off *****
i wanna go to th pub
slave to love...
"<<< smile >>>"
"and got a shower of kisses"
thought ya had to be on stage
and well known
how wrong i was
but umm
i can take th piss out of jewel
while singin
specially afte singin with ellen and her violin
i'm outta here
..
..
..
the land surfer
