"Sena" <arjfatcymoeddorguk@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> Is off the web. Christmas jhongg
>> http://www.tucows.com/preview/292747
>> .
>> I downloaded it ages ago and forgot I had it on a backup CD. I opened
it
>> tonight and set to giggling and I thought of you.
>> I did send you the MIDI Twelve Days of Christmas, didn't I?
>> .
>
> Bin away. Looking now... ye gods. I think, if you don't mind, I'll
> stick to the Mahjong thingy I've already got.
..
8))) I think the music is funny, but I am warped. I keep it on 'We'll go
jing-jing-jingeling, sleigh bells tingling woo-hoo'. It drives Ronald mad
-
but that might be my added singing.
..
>
> 'Ere, I was driving along the other evening, minding my own business (as
> you do) when my attention was grabbed by the short and curlies by a
> couple of houses with Christmas decorations up! In OCTOBER!! Santa
> Stop Here in the window, all lit up; fairy lights in the window next
> door and a crib scene... Gawd. And this morning, on the way to school,
> windows with pretty orange deccies and lights cute little spiders and
> pumpkins and other such jollities and... Happy Hallowe'en. ICK.
>
Arrrr. We are all wondering what Twinkling Phil will do this year. You
remember he lost his funding after being rather tatty one year and since
then they have bought a caravan which they keep parked in front of their
kitchen window.
Add to this his Elvis impersonation night entertainment has taken off - he
is fully booked right up to June, next year - we don;t think he will
bother
to branch out glorious any more.
..
Then we have his parking problem. Three cars, a trailer and a caravan
rather
fills up the space on his drive which will hold two cars. It might be
snitty
of me, but I really don;t see why I should have one of his vehicles
parked,
for ever, on our drive. As it is the house opposite has three cars in a
space for two so one is always parked on the road, opposite out house
because they know Ronald doesn;t go out all that often. If Phil was on our
drive then visitors have to park up the hill, which enrages Joy, or down
the
hill which enrages someone else.
It's like a battlefield.
ANYway. You can;t see the front of his house, so where would Santa and his
fireplace go?
And Carl, over the road is building a pitched roof over his garage so that
has put paid to his deflating Santa, and Beard the brute down the road has
a
'For Sale' notice on his bus.
That WOULD be a blow. What, no giant Santa, reindeer, polar bear or
Christman Homer?
The top of that bus was getting rather crowded.
..
Oh, and last year margaret next door went on strike, put up one reindeer a
Santa and a couple of window lights and said 'That's your LOT!'
..
Good.
..
LdB
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